Monday, March 28, 2011

Ted Mosby, Man Whore


“If you start to count all the ladies that Ted’s been with, Ted starts to look like a bit of a man whore."
-HIMYM cocreator Craig Thomas to Los Angeles Times.

Barney Stinson is the resident womanizer at MacLaren's Pub, but Ted Mosby, our romantic narrator, is no slouch. Look above. That's twenty (twenty!) women Ted has dated or slept with in the six years since How I Met Your Mother has been on the air.

And none of them (presumably) are the mother.

These are only the ones we have seen. It doesn't include girls he has pined for and missed (Carrie Underwood's Tiffany, the mysterious Slutty Pumpkin, and the dermatologist in "Matchmaker" come to mind), anyone coming before the show (other than Lauren Prepon's Karen who he gets back with during the run of the series), and anyone he fails to mention to his kids (and really, if you were telling your kids about how you met their mother, wouldn't you leave out a pretty high percentage of your exploits before meeting your wife?).

The question is, with Barney's recent bouts of exlcusivity (Robin and Norah), have the two traded places?

7 comments:

  1. I was going to say that 20 isn't that many...like I'm pretty sure my ex bf slept with about 20, but then I realized that that's in the span of about 18 years! Ha!

    Ted is a manwhore...:-)

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  2. well thats impresive 20 girls in 6 years i can even date and sleep with 45 girls with in 2 weeks true story suit up men

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    1. umm... you are either a tool or a 12 year old if you think anyone will believe that.

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  3. and by the way you better watch waht i do because i will teach u how to do all kinds of things that you have never seen before just watch me and dont forget suit up barneeeeeey stinson

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  4. i've slept with 46 different women. am i a man whore?? =(

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    1. yeah dude idk i've slept with 24 chicks and i'm 23 so ?? am i a man whore
      I like to think of myself as laid back and easy going not a man whore

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  5. is this 20 girs in the whole entire season?

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