Monday, March 31, 2014

All 206 Episodes of How I Met Your Mother (before the finale), Ranked

A bit more than a year ago, perhaps when 30 Rock was wrapping up, I said on Twitter that when How I Met Your Mother ended, I would make 100 top 10 lists about the show. A bit later, I also said I would rank all the episodes. Then I said I'd do the 100 lists, all the episodes, and also the top 100 characters, like I did for 30 Rock.

Today is the final episode of HIMYM, and all I've got for you are the episodes.

Now granted, that's 206 episodes, which is a lot. But this show isn't 30 Rock and ranking characters isn't that easy. And it ended a lot earlier in the year than I expected. So forget the character list, but the 100 top 10 lists are still coming, probably in May or June.

But for now, here's the first 206 episodes of How I Met Your Mother, ranked. Keep in mind, this list is 1. incredibly subjective, and 2. somewhat random. When you get to comparing something in the 120s vs. the 160s, it may just be a more recognizable episode title or a single joke. When you get the 180s, it may just be alphabetical (it is not alphabetical).


#Episode
1Slap Bet
2Drumroll, Please
3Ducky Tie
4How I Met Everyone Else
5Girls Versus Suits
6Sandcastles in the Sand
7Arrivederci, Fiero
8Intervention
9How Your Mother Met Me
10Game Night
11The Bracket
12World's Greatest Couple
13The Pineapple Incident
14Last Words
15Something New
16Ten Sessions
17Three Days of Snow
18Something Borrowed
19Cupcake
20Mosbius Designs
21Lucky Penny
22Pilot
23P.S. I Love You
24Blitzgiving
25Moving Day
26The Wedding Bride
27Slutty Pumpkin
28Swarley
29I Heart NJ
30Little Minnesota
31Robots Versus Wrestlers
32No Pressure
33Coming Back
34Miracles
35Columns
36Slapsgiving
37The Playbook
38Trilogy Time
39Sweet Taste of Liberty
40The Naked Man
41Perfect Week
42Spoiler Alert
43Bachelor Party
44Definitions
45Bad News
46Zip, Zip, Zip
47Showdown
48Shelter Island
49The Stinsons
50The Magician's Code, Part 2
51The Best Burger in New York
52Something Blue
53Come On
54Gary Blauman
55Hopeless
56Natural History
57Purple Giraffe
58Woooo!
59The Window
60Doppelgangers
61Monday Night Football
62The Chain of Screaming
63The Naked Truth
64Robin 101
65Subway Wars
66Ted Mosby: Architect
67Glitter
68Legendaddy
69Daisy
70Right Place, Right Time
71Symphony of Illumination
72Third Wheel
73Old King Clancy
74Vesuvius
75The Platinum Rule
76Atlantic City
77Murtaugh
78False Positive
79Home Wreckers
80Where Were We?
81Oh Honey
82The Limo
83The Final Page, Part 2
84Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
85The Leap
86Say Cheese
87Life Among the Gorillas
88Double Date
89Unpause
90The Time Travelers
91Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
92Okay Awesome
93Cleaning House
94The Bro Mitzvah
95First Time in New York
96Best Prom Ever
97Big Days
98The Rehearsal Dinner
99Mary the Paralegal
100Duel Citizenship
101The Yips
102Farhampton
103Return of the Shirt
104The Scorpion and the Toad
105Noretta
106The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
107Brunch
108No Tomorrow
109I'm Not That Guy
110Bedtime Stories
111The Magician's Code, Part 1
112Matchmaker
113We're Not From Here
114Of Course
115Band or DJ?
116The Possimpible
117Aldrin Justice
118Dowisetrepla
119The Wedding
120The Locket
121The Front Porch
122The Duel
123No Questions Asked
124Tick Tick Tick…
125Challenge Accepted
126Stuff
127Wait for It
128Little Boys
129Single Stamina
130Milk
131Do I Know You?
132The Three Days Rule
133The Final Page, Part 1
134The Poker Game
135The Lighthouse
136The Goat
137Landmarks
138Belly Full of Turkey
139Bad Crazy
140The Rough Patch
141Everything Must Go
142Last Cigarette Ever
143Sunrise
144The Perfect Cocktail
145The End of the Aisle
146Rebound Bro
147Jenkins
148The Rebound Girl
149How Lily Stole Christmas
150Something Old
151Tailgate
152Platonish
153A Change of Heart
154Disaster Averted
155Now We're Even
156Rally
157The Autumn of Break-Ups
158Happily Ever After
159The Best Man
160Karma
161Unfinished
162Twin Beds
163Benefits
164Last Time in New York
165The Drunk Train
166Architect of Destruction
167Sorry, Bro
168Mystery vs. History
169The Fight
170Desperation Day
171Bagpipes
172The Broken Code
173Good Crazy
174Garbage Island
175The Stamp Tramp
176Ring Up!
177Mom and Dad
178The Sexless Innkeeper
179As Fast as She Can
180Field Trip
181Romeward Bound
182The Pre-Nup
183The Stinson Missile Crisis
184Baby Talk
185Knight Vision
186Splitsville
187Twelve Horny Women
18846 Minutes
189The Broath
190The Over-Correction
191The Ashtray
192The Fortress
193Nannies
194The Exploding Meatball Sub
195Hooked
196Weekend at Barney's
197Rabbit or Duck
198Who Wants to Be a Godparent?
199Bass Player Wanted
200Lobster Crawl
201Not a Father's Day
202The Burning Beekeeper
203The Mermaid Theory
204Canning Randy
205Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
206Zoo or False

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